wat bout pragnant strippers??
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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