At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
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SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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