Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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