if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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