On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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