My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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