yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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