idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
A+ Viking dick
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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