And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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