Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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