Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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