i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
