took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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