this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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