i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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