Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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