when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Mom said you looked used
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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