i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Randomize