So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Randomize
