Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
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Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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