i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm just crazy horny about you
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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