I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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