So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
We're too hungover to prance.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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