Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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