well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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