Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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