Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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