I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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