I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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