using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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