it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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