She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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