I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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