im drinking this country out of the recession.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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