i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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