I like to think it a success when the cops are called
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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