And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I think a kid would responsible me up
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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