Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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