did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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