So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Alive.
So much puke
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
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