I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
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You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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