Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
It's just like the Real World with babies
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
is it fun? or sober?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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