yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
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Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
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I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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