Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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