No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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