i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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