i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Randomize