I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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