I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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