Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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