He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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