holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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