brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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