Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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